riding your man like
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
ive gained 30 followers in the past week
and you need more
Everyone go follow luke
tell him jack sent you for the chance of one (1) free blowjob from him
I’ll follow him but is it cool if I refuse the blowjob?
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.