chrssy:

riding your man like

niknak79:

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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

gamsee:

the most important tweets of our generation

soveryvantastic:

*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

fubuki-shirou:

freddybenson:

what

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

greatleapingocelots:

Ryan and Colin throughout the years.

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

egbertees:

when someone calls you cute more like

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(Source: itsvondell)

sojiroizumi:

I did…thing…ehhheh….

(Source: yatterman)

teendadbert:

alphabetsuplex:

teendadbert:

stenpaithegreat:

lurkerpi:

ive gained 30 followers in the past week

and you need more

Everyone go follow luke

tell him jack sent you for the chance of one (1) free blowjob from him

I’ll follow him but is it cool if I refuse the blowjob?

no

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

(Source: jessidays)

iminato:

Why can anime characters wear the same clothes everyday and I can’t???